What Set You Claiming, Son?

Hey homies. I ran across a news story tonight and I need your help.

I’m not sure whether to laugh, shake my head in disbelief, or start c-walking over to the kitchen for a snack and forget I ever read this shit.

You be the judge after I break it down for you. Here’s the 411:

A 19 year old banger by the name of Joseph Manzanares was arrested recently for causing a disruption in a Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend works.

He hit up the store last weekend in a really bad mood, threatened to kill his boo and started knocking over a bunch of video displays and a computer.

You may be wondering, “So what crawled up his bizzutt and died, vato?” And you may also be asking, “And what the hell is a bizzutt?”

Well it appears that his girlfriend, who is a member of the Crips by the way, and he can’t agree on what gang their four year old child should eventually belong to.

Joseph, who is a member of the Westside Ballers himself, thinks their son should be representing in his set. But Mom disagrees and thinks their rugrat should claim crips as his future gang of choice.

It was this all too common child rearing disagreement that lead to the violent outburst at the video store, and Joseph’s later arrest. He pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct last Tuesday and was given a year of probation.

No word yet on whether or not they’ve reached a mutual agreement on this important family decision.

So, what up? Should I have a pastrami sandwich or what…

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