I Am A Vampire

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything here, hasn’t it? However, I have a good reason! A week ago, I was embraced by a vampire and sent to Los Angeles to fulfill a number of tasks. My sire, unfortunately, was exterminated and I was left to often fend for myself as a fledgling. It has been a hectic week to say the least; but I apologize for the absence nonetheless. It’s not easy being a bloodsucker… [Read more]

Choose Your Own Adventure

You come to the end of the hallway. A hideous skeleton suddenly appears and looks at you … fury burning through his eye sockets. He raises his bony arm; a giant sword piercing the air above him as he readies for combat. If you want to draw your blunt force trauma weapon, turn to page 3. If you’d like to turn around and book back down the hallway like a coward, turn to page 4. If you’d like to stick around and ask the skeleton how he keeps his physique so fit and trim, turn to page 5. [Read more]