BRB, Bathroom

Whenever I take a number two, I think of these guys. And I mean that in the most respectful way. I found this site a month or so ago when a headline to an article caught my eye on an unrelated forum. It was some kind of a poll on finding out whether people stand to wipe, or wipe while sitting down. Hey, I was curious. [Read more]

Does Your Crotch Itch?

No, mine neither. But my sides were aching after I read a post while blogsurfing just a few moments ago.

It’s officially Monday on the East Coast. 1:14am as I’m typing this, and god knows what it’ll be when I hit publish the way I proof read stuff endlessly before finally launching a post. [Read more]

Ad Libs: Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the second before Christmas, and all through the hut,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a buffalo.
The pants were hung by the coffee table with care,
In hopes that St. Lucy soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their bookcases,
While visions of sugar-pineapples danced in their toes.
And uncle in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap. [Read more]