Does Your Crotch Itch?
April 14, 2008
No, mine neither. But my sides were aching after I read a post while blogsurfing just a few moments ago.
It’s officially Monday on the East Coast. 1:14am as I’m typing this, and god knows what it’ll be when I hit publish the way I proof read stuff endlessly before finally launching a post. [Read more]
Top 5, Noob Blogger Moments
April 12, 2008
I’m sure each and every blogger out there has a short list of silly, funny or embarrassing things they did as brand new bloggers.
Here are my top 5 noob moments since start up.
5. Sticking a stat counter in the footer of my brand new blog and announcing to the blogosphere that I had a whopping 4 page views… [Read more]
Fatality: Superman Finishing Move
April 12, 2008
It’s fun watching old movies from your childhood. The way you saw it as a kid is nothing like how you see it now. And that was definitely the case with Superman III and me.
This movie has so much unintentional comedy gold to be mined from it, but I’m only going to touch on one part that I found especially funny. [Read more]
Ad Libs: Night Before Christmas
April 10, 2008
‘Twas the second before Christmas, and all through the hut,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a buffalo.
The pants were hung by the coffee table with care,
In hopes that St. Lucy soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their bookcases,
While visions of sugar-pineapples danced in their toes.
And uncle in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap. [Read more]
Did Indiana Jones Eat Poo?
April 8, 2008
After writing this article, I remembered a scene in Temple of Doom where Indy, Short Round, and Willie ended up in that village in India after jumping out of their doomed aircraft.
Welcomed by the villagers, they camp down inside a hut and the hosts bring the tired adventurers a meal. A meal which I tend to think was a plate full of shit. [Read more]
Pastor Takes Road Trip
March 30, 2008
(Mat 5:27-30) “You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ {28} But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
If that’s the case, this poor bloke has some splainin’ to do! [Read more]
