Pastor Takes Road Trip

(Mat 5:27-30) “You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ {28} But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

If that’s the case, this poor bloke has some splainin’ to do!

Did you hear about this? A pastor who had been reported missing last Wednesday from his home in New York was finally found Friday morning.

Wait for it… In a strip club.

An officer on patrol spotted the out of state license plates (the club was in Ohio) on the pastor’s car in the parking lot. Both the FBI and NY state authorities had been searching for him.

The pastor told his wife Wednesday that he was going out to get his computer fixed at a Best Buy. That’s one hell of a detour. And from what a detective has said after talking to the surprised and “disorientated” man, he (the pastor) feels “emotionally guilty.”

And now so do I, for grinning as I hit submit.